Is there any creature more annoying than the common crow? Or, rather, the crow and raven, as I'm unable to distinguish the two, and don't particularly care as to their differences. There are literally thousands swarming this region, and their harsh calls in the early hours of the morning grate on my well being, such as it is.

Come to think of it, there is a more annoying creature - the morning radio host. Or even the afternoon radio host. When did FM music radio turn into vanity displays? I view a the frequent occurance of a deejay talking into a song as being worthy of a felony offense, and the morning shows that now infest every major station as being worthy of an armed purging.

This will all be solved when I can afford to have an MP3 player installed in my truck ...